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How not to take a penalty kick

July 4, 2016


Seriously kids, this is really not the way to go on and take a penalty kick. It needs careful preparation and a good mindset, mostly when your team is fighting for a place for the Euro semi-final. Let’s hope Simone Zaza will learn from this in the future.


The Sun apologizes to Van Gaal

December 24, 2015

The Sun Apology LVG

Welbeck gets his revenge

March 15, 2015

Danny Welbeck piled on the miseries on LVG and MUFC last Monday, as the old boy got one back on the manager by scoring the winning goal for Arsenal in the FA Cup tie opposing these 2 teams, which eliminated MUFC from the competition.

Fail: John Terry and his Anti-Racism captain’s armband

October 25, 2012

Terry: United against racism

They could have either changed the armband wordings for him, or give captaincy to another Chelsea player and bench Terry on that night out…


Get well soon Fabrice Muamba

March 18, 2012

Fabrice Muamba with the ball in the FA Cup tie against Spurs

41 minutes into the FA Cup tie opposing Spurs and Bolton, and 23-year old Fabrice Muamba, unnoticed by many, collapsed face first into the ground, unchallenged. The Bolton medics quickly rushed on the field, joined quickly by Spurs’ ones, the on-duty doctor and CPR staff. It became apparent that Muamba was in a critical state, as a defibrillator was used to try resuscitate him, amid tears from almost everyone present on and off the field. He was eventually stretchered off, and taken to the nearest hospital, and it is believed that he suffered a massive cardiac arrest. Prayers go to him and his family for a quick and safe recovery. This is one day when football becomes an insignificant thing, as a player battles for his life, and rivalries are forgotten and everyone joins in praying for a miracle to happen… Get well soon lad.

Distraught Van Der Vaart praying for Muamba's recovery

Super Mario Go-Bike

March 6, 2012

You’ll never guess what he will be up to next time….

ForEvra United

February 12, 2012

Taken from Manchester United Fan Page