How not to take a penalty kick

Seriously kids, this is really not the way to go on and take a penalty kick. It needs careful preparation and a good mindset, mostly when your team is fighting for a place for the Euro semi-final. Let’s hope Simone Zaza will learn from this in the future.

The Sun apologizes to Van Gaal

Welbeck gets his revenge

(image courtesy:http://www.sde.co.ke/sdemedia/sdeimages/tuesday/stdjqxwhulqxyl.JPG)

Danny Welbeck piled on the miseries on LVG and MUFC last Monday, as the old boy got one back on the manager by scoring the winning goal for Arsenal in the FA Cup tie opposing these 2 teams, which eliminated MUFC from the competition.

Fail: John Terry and his Anti-Racism captain’s armband

Terry: United against racism

They could have either changed the armband wordings for him, or give captaincy to another Chelsea player and bench Terry on that night out…

 

Get well soon Fabrice Muamba

Fabrice Muamba with the ball in the FA Cup tie against Spurs

41 minutes into the FA Cup tie opposing Spurs and Bolton, and 23-year old Fabrice Muamba, unnoticed by many, collapsed face first into the ground, unchallenged. The Bolton medics quickly rushed on the field, joined quickly by Spurs’ ones, the on-duty doctor and CPR staff. It became apparent that Muamba was in a critical state, as a defibrillator was used to try resuscitate him, amid tears from almost everyone present on and off the field. He was eventually stretchered off, and taken to the nearest hospital, and it is believed that he suffered a massive cardiac arrest. Prayers go to him and his family for a quick and safe recovery. This is one day when football becomes an insignificant thing, as a player battles for his life, and rivalries are forgotten and everyone joins in praying for a miracle to happen… Get well soon lad.

Distraught Van Der Vaart praying for Muamba's recovery

Super Mario Go-Bike

You’ll never guess what he will be up to next time….

ForEvra United

Taken from Manchester United Fan Page

Andre Villas-Boas The Dance Guru

Wanna learn some dance steps? Look no further, as guru Andre shows us how to “move it”… enjoy

LOLs: Nani caught in prison riots

Spotted on WhoAteAllThePies.tv, Nani’s look-alike involved in a prison riot in Malta, with may be the guy with the orange cloth on his head looking like Ando:

Our own Nani below :D

 

Manchester City fail

Spotted on WhoAteAllThePies.tv, Manchester City refuse to accept they lost the Community Shield to Manchester United

 

Platini plays once more

Platini kicked the ball once again yesterday in a gala match held for retired French player, Olivier Rouyer, as Platini came on for the latter for the last 10 minutes of the game. It was a match which opposed an AS Nancy Lorraine team of 1978  (with Rouyer and co.) to Variétés club de France (comprising of the the likes of Blanc, Zidane, Dugarry, Papin, Giresse and others). Nancy lost 4-3, depite Rouyer’s efforts to score for his last game, but he eventually managed to score from the spot, the first time he admitted he took a penalty in his whole career. Platini’s introduction did not change anything in the scoreline.

Tevez to leave Man City?

The “Tevez  Saga” continues: To leave or not to leave, that is the question…

In a declaration published yesterday, he admitted that City told him he was free to leave, and that he will never return there again, although he has not said whether he’s leaving during the break or any specific time. Reports also say that he does not trust some of the current board members of the team as well. So when are you leaving “El Apache”???

Farewell to 3 legends

Neville, Scholes and VDS

Three Manchester United legends who will not wear the shirt again in the new season to come: Gary Neville, Paul Scholes and Edwin Van Der Sar. Thank you for everything…

Giggsy in trouble

Funny picture following the Imogen scandal and the injunction issues, which finally saw Ryan Giggs being named as the footballer who has had an affair with Imogen Thomas. “No more getting your “dongle” out Giggsy”!!!

It wasn’t me

Funny moment when Ancelotti and Luiz got into a “whose fault is it” explanation in the match against Manchester United last weekend. Image courtesy: OffThePost