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He Comes from Ser-bi-a. He’ll f***in’ murder Ya. Happy Birthday, Nemmies.

October 21, 2009

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In honor of Nemanja Vidic’s 28th birthday today, WDKF brings you some of our favorite quips about the Serbian Destroyer:

If you woke up this morning it is because Nemanja Vidic spared your life.

In an average room there are 1243 objects that Nemanja Vidic could use to kill you. Including the room itself.

Nemanja Vidic would have built Rome in a day.

The chief export of Nemanja Vidic is pain.


Nemanja Vidic once played Russian Roulette with a loaded gun. And won.

Nemanja Vidic crossed the road. No one dared question his motives.

Nemanja Vidic once killed four birds with half a stone. (What’s that? There’s no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn’t think so either).

Superman owns a pair of Nemanja Vidic pyjamas.

Guns don’t kill people…Nemanja Vidic kills people.

Nemanja Vidic does not sleep…he waits.

Nemanja Vidic died ten years ago but the Grim Reaper can’t build the courage to tell him.

Nemanja Vidic once turned up for training late…Fergie fined the rest of the team for being early.

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Just a little black tie we attended.

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6 Comments leave one →
  1. shane permalink
    October 21, 2009 4:33 pm

    Haha oversized head!!!!!

    • October 21, 2009 4:34 pm

      I dont have photoshop :-(
      We look good together though.
      His wife seems alright….I’ll let her slide.

  2. peegee permalink
    October 21, 2009 6:19 pm

    Срећан рођендан, Немања! :D

    greetings from serbia!

  3. October 22, 2009 12:16 pm

    When Nemanja Vidic falls off a boat, he doesn’t get wet. The water get Nemanja Vidic.

  4. bobbygee permalink
    October 22, 2009 2:41 pm

    This is great I love the wit. A half stone is better than no stones at all. http://bobbygee.wordpress.com/

  5. Karan sharma permalink
    October 25, 2009 8:25 am

    These are just recycled Chuck Norris jokes. i like the last one about the team being fined for showing up early. that’s good.

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