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Weekly WAG: Nereida Gallardo

October 9, 2009

And the honor this week goes to a lady who personifies class and elegance, Miss Nereida Gallardo.

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Nereida Gallardo Fact File:

Age: Does an Angel ever age?

Hometown: Mallorca, Spain

Claim to Fame: Swapping fluids with Cristiano Ronaldo. Before Paris Hilton had a go.

WAG Connection: Sergio Ramos, Cristiano Ronaldo

Why do Men Love Her? She’s filthy as sin.

Why do Women Love Her? She’s bat sh** crazy.  No, she’s unrequited lovelorn astronaut in adult nappies crazy. Ever sent a drunk text to an ex and then regretted it?  Multiply that little snafu by infinity.  Nereida makes us feel better about ourselves.

Here’s your N.G. Gallery…

And here’s some sans clothing.  WDKF doesn’t post fully nudes.

Numero Uno
Numero Dos

Not that I’m a breast connoisseur, but something is totally off about her ladylumps.  Hot mess.

10 Comments leave one →
  1. George permalink
    October 9, 2009 11:18 am

    “Swapping fluids with Cristiano Ronaldo”. Katie, please! Good job I’m not eating right now.

  2. October 9, 2009 11:53 am

    Oh my fuc**** God. She’s the biggest slut ever, but we can’t help it, we all love her, don’t we? At least I do.

    By the way, something funny happened here in the last weeks, Nereida and Cristiano involved. There’s a warlock who said a woman had paid him €50,000 to put a curse on Ronaldo – 2 days after he got injured against Olympique Marseille, he couldn’t play against Sevilla and Real Madrid got beaten.

    Media reported that it was Nereida who paid the man, but some days ago he said it’s an English girl, and she’s still paying him and ordering him to put more curses on the Portuguese guy.

  3. maserati4200 permalink
    October 9, 2009 12:45 pm

    Hasn’t she got silicon baps?

    • October 9, 2009 12:47 pm

      Ive seen silicone baps. They dont look that totally messed up.
      I don’t know- she’s just off. Not a fan, don’t think she’s got a pretty face or a “good” body.

      Like Diego said, she’s just super slut-astic.

  4. maserati4200 permalink
    October 9, 2009 1:02 pm

    Maybe she’s a tranny!

  5. Shallowgirl permalink
    October 9, 2009 9:04 pm

    Those thighs are six months off cellulite city. Justice!

    • October 9, 2009 9:09 pm

      Sayin! Homely face/skin is a mess. Really wonky breasts, hideous stripper tattoos, and cottage cheese thighs……probable STD contraction aside, if I were a man I can honestly say I wouldn’t.

      • maserati4200 permalink
        October 10, 2009 1:24 pm

        Count me as a “No”

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