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Gemma Atkinson 2010 Calendar

September 18, 2009


Well, Lucy Pinder’s football strip article seems to be popular, so here’s a bit on Gemma Atkinson.

So do her affiliations with Marcus Bent, Alan Smith, and Crissy Roll-around-aldo make her a WAG or a SLAG?

Well, macht nichts really because Gemma Atkinson will be laughing all the way to the bank with the sales of her 2010 Calendar…..

The 24 year old Manchester girl boasts a 34 E.

That’s like the size of my head.

Anyway, here are a few more previews of her upcoming calendar.






You’re Welcome.

19 Comments leave one →
  1. September 18, 2009 1:59 am

    My Apologies to Gemma. If it weren’t Ronaldo in her list of conquests and more like Giggs, Vidic, and Hartley, I wouldn’t even be thinking the word slag. “Genius” more like. Wait no, that water hose photo makes the moniker fitting. It stays.

    • Shallowgirl permalink
      September 18, 2009 7:17 am

      I think it’s safe to say that anybody who has sh**ged Ronaldo has announced to the world that she is an out and out, Grade A, don’t-bring-her-home-to-meet-the-mum, bag of dirty washing. Can’t help being fascinated by the pictures though. What makes them do it?

      • September 18, 2009 12:28 pm

        Ah, I’d say the money, the attention. She sha***d Ronaldo, like you said. I’d do a photoshoot like this (minus Sept) for a husband type one day but not for the whole of the world. Esp. if I had a photoshopper of this caliber. Then again, I wouldn’t touch Ronaldo with a 10 foot pole.
        Different standards of acceptable behavior.

      • September 18, 2009 1:14 pm

        its alllll about the money

  2. September 18, 2009 2:00 am

    my god. fortunately there’s only a few more days left of fasting.

    used to watch hollyoaks just because of her, good times. june and december looks good but september is just awful.

    • September 18, 2009 2:08 am

      Not my taste if I were a straight dude.
      Her eyes are kinda vapid. No sparkle of cleverness at all.

      It sure would be nice to have legs that long though.

      • September 18, 2009 2:14 am

        back when she first started doing hollyoaks she had that homely kinda look to her which i liked. once she started dating footballers, i kinda went off her.

  3. September 18, 2009 9:06 am

    Its funny what shes turned into. She used to be considered a talented young actress but that was before she discovered she had a “mighty rack” She still comes across well when shes on the tv as shes is no airhead, but theses pics have been so touched up beyond belief because she is by no means that thin…the magic of photoshop.

    That hose pic is so stereotypical..she really needs to get a plumber to fix that..(‘has idea for tv show’)

  4. September 18, 2009 1:56 pm

    Katie, you really do understand what we warm blooded males like… Football+Rack. I’ll drink to that!

    • September 18, 2009 6:38 pm

      I’m with you. Football + Trophy girl with a rack. Sorry Katie!

      • September 18, 2009 9:42 pm

        It’s cool. Enjoy the “rack” when it’s sunk to the knees and you’re stuck with SaggyBoobs McStupid or paying alimony to her dumb mug for the rest of your years.
        A true trophy = beauty + personality.
        And there are plenty out there.

        And yeah, Andrew…I don’t subscribe to the whole “Men are From Mars” ideology. Men are pretty transparent and understandable I think.

  5. Barney permalink
    September 18, 2009 3:36 pm

    i prefer katie anyway……

  6. September 18, 2009 7:43 pm

    was meeting up with a friend and she asked about the writers here, and when i mentioned your name, katie, i realised that your name sounds similar to jordan’s real name. i know, random.

    • September 18, 2009 8:27 pm

      yj i have done exactly the same thing…Katie Price if you say it fast! (sorry kp)

      infact if you say my name real fast it sounds like Brad Pitt

    • Shallowgirl permalink
      September 19, 2009 7:19 am

      It’s about time somebody proposed to you Katie. You are beautiful, clever and witty. What are these guys waiting for, Giggs to get there first!!!

      • September 19, 2009 2:14 pm

        Aww, you’re so nice. Thank you.
        Propose dinner is more my speed.
        Suppose not watching WWII docs on a Friday night and leaving the house would work magic….it’s sort of my fault.

  7. Hellfire permalink
    September 19, 2009 6:53 am

    Hellooooo October…

    Good month to be born.

  8. May 31, 2010 5:30 pm

    i reckon she’s had better photoshoots than this though…

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