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Is Cheryl The Greatest WAG Of All Time? – A Pictorial Homage

September 8, 2009
Ashley Cole: "Yes, you all hate me for all the right reasons.."

Ashley Cole: "Yes, you all hate me for all the right reasons.."

If we did indeed have an office here at WDKF towers, im sure the topic of debate (in the interests of football and jounalism!) would once and a while turn towards the phenomenon that is “the WAG”… and who indeed is “the best”

In my opinion, you can’t really beat the Tweedy, for she ticks all the boxes. I have formulated a “serious and proper” system for defining who is the best WAG..evaluating their status and potential…the test is as follows..

box one: Does hubby/bf play for a big club?

box two: Is hubby a complete toss pot?

box three: Would the newspapers describe said wag as “a Stunna!”

box four: Does said wag actually generate her own cash?

box five: Does wag have her own career, therefore not really needing hubby/bf for finding the keys to fame, or getting hold of a Black American Express card.

Yes, the Girls Aloud star epitomises all of the above. So just for one day, here is a pictorial tribute to England…no!…the World’s!!!..numero uno Wag-on

That Ashley Cole is a lucky (insert here) _______________






9 Comments leave one →
  1. September 8, 2009 12:34 pm

    I love her but I think I’m in denial. I think we’re all in denial.
    Is she a……a……chav?
    We don’t want to see all the signs but they’re there.

    • September 8, 2009 12:51 pm

      well the truth is both Cole et Cole have chav backgrounds, so the answer is probably yes

  2. Craig permalink
    September 8, 2009 1:09 pm

    Her tattoo’s automatically confirm her status as a chav and, such is the beauty of photography, thank goodness I can’t hear her voice..

  3. Shortbus permalink
    September 8, 2009 1:51 pm

    When she opens her mouth on X-Factor, that’s all it takes for me, all the beauty, the sex appeal is gone…
    Brandon Donovans wife or future Ex wife Bianca Kajlich has to be one of my top wag

    • September 8, 2009 3:54 pm

      Oh I love her Geordie accent.
      It’s the tattoos and the skanky marriage and the photoshoots like those seen above in the white ensemble that make me question.

      • Shortbus permalink
        September 8, 2009 6:11 pm

        Not the accent that bothers me ( I married a Scouser) Its what comes out of her mouth!

      • September 8, 2009 7:02 pm

        mmm a Geordie lass accent is the same for me as a French woman’s is for others

        “Im gannin down tha toon pet for som white lightning cider and twentie twentie”

        mmm lushcakes

  4. maserati4200 permalink
    September 8, 2009 2:18 pm

    Anybody who marries a chav, inherits chav status, surely. Not only is Cashley a chav he is a complete tosser to boot.

  5. October 9, 2009 10:17 am

    She’s the best god-damn Chav I’ve seen. Love her

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