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La Liga’s Top WAGs, Starting Eleven

September 1, 2009

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El Mundo published last Sunday their Top 10 11 WAGs from the Spanish League. An odd list though – they didn’t gather the best footballer wives from the Iberian country, but they created a strange ‘starting eleven’ which some people may not agree with. Well, here they go:

1. Patrizia Ruiz (Miguel Ángel Moyá, Valencia).

2. Sophie Zenden (John Heitinga, Atlético de Madrid Everton).

3. Hayet Abidal (Eric Abidal, Barcelona).

4. Jaydy Michel (Rafael Márquez, Barcelona).

5. Elisabeth Reyes (Alexis, Valencia).

6. Pía Martínez (Fernando Gago, Real Madrid).

7. Mamen Sanz (Raúl González, Real Madrid).

8. Caroline Celico (Kaká, Real Madrid).

9. Zaira Nara (Diego Forlán, Atlético de Madrid).

10. Sylvie Van der Vaart (Rafael Van der Vaart, Real Madrid).

11. Helena Seger (Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Barcelona).

Personal notes:

– Heitinga spoiled this list (he often does the same with everything he touches or passes by, e.g. a ball) by signing up with Everton today. Sophie’s place could be covered by Nereida Gallardo (don’t worry, she’ll find a new player soon).

– Elisabeth Reyes will keep in the list till 2025. She dated Sergio Ramos, Alexis, and some other players I can’t remember at the moment.

– Raúl controls everything in the Spanish football media, even this kind of publications.

– We all miss Christian Wilhelmsson, don’t we?

Seen on: Bar Deportes.


27 Comments leave one →
  1. September 1, 2009 10:48 pm

    Syyyylvie <3 Love her!

    I had no idea Zlatan loves the chola brows and lipliner. And ill fitting dresses jeans dresses bought circa 1994.

    Number 9 needs to eat a few sandwiches.
    And number 6 is skanky hot. Not beautiful hot. There's a difference.

    • September 1, 2009 10:51 pm

      Kinda agree with you. I’d say #1 and #11 also deserve to be in that list. But what about Heitinga’s girlfriend? Eeeewww, she’s awful!

  2. September 1, 2009 11:03 pm

    By the way, Miguel Ángel Moyá is currently playing in Valencia. Sorry for the mistake.

    • September 2, 2009 2:24 am

      Love the graphic btw Diego. I so wish I had photoshop.

      • September 2, 2009 3:16 am

        Thanks Katie. I can help you if you wanna learn about photoshoping and stuff.

  3. man utd 4eva permalink
    September 2, 2009 12:54 am

    def. Sylvie Van der Vaart is the most beautiful out of all of them… and shes fighting breast cancer

    • September 2, 2009 1:16 am

      She’s so pretty, so put together, she’s got a career of her own that doesnt involve taking her clothes off, and now she’s an inspiration in the fight against cancer.

      • man utd 4eva permalink
        September 2, 2009 6:01 am

        lol a WAG that doesn’t do nude modeling … thats like one in a mill. these days
        btw katie i love reading your blog… how do you know so much about everything??? lol.. futbol , cricket and rugby wow Respect

      • September 2, 2009 2:36 pm

        Aww thanks. I know nothing about basketball, baseball, or American football though. I’m just a trans-national. :-)

      • September 2, 2009 3:25 pm

        its because we poisoned her mind with all things british before allowing here to infiltrate the US. Listen carefully and you can here a Salford accent in there…

  4. September 2, 2009 1:21 am

    is sophie zenden related to bolo zenden?

    always thought he looked a bit like a girl.

    • September 2, 2009 3:49 am

      Everyone is asking the same in Spanish forums and stuff. I’m not sure, but she certainly looks like him, don’t you think? I mean she’s ugly and stuff.

  5. September 2, 2009 3:09 am

    What the premiership lacks in footballing quality would be made up for by the shagability of their wag population if this list is the best the la liga has to offer =D

    • September 2, 2009 3:15 am

      I agree with you AB. But this is just due to the year’s sabbatical of Nereida Gallardo :)

      • September 2, 2009 3:33 am

        My gad. yea Nereida is a fox.

      • September 2, 2009 4:21 am

        Evidence of Pure Fug:

        Not to mention, she’s bat shit crazy and after a go with Rollaroundaldo, she’s probably kicking some rashes.

        You know Spain boasts some of the most absolutely beautiful women in the world, this list is way off the mark.

  6. Shallowgirl permalink
    September 2, 2009 8:16 am

    Number 11. Yuk. The roots need a touch up and the repulsive inflated oranges on her chest, ugh! As for the blow-up doll mouth, Eeugh!

    3, 4, 5, 8, 9, 10 – lovely.

    • Mr Wallin permalink
      September 6, 2009 11:41 pm

      While I never have rated Helena Seger much I do think that comment is more than a little harsh. 7 or so months pregnant in one of the worst pics I’ve ever seen of isn’t exactly a fair comparison, also gotta remember that she turned 39 two weeks ago. She scrubs up pretty nicely when she puts some effort into it, have a look.


  7. September 2, 2009 8:18 am

    It’s no 7 for me.

    Got a thing for brunettes…

  8. September 2, 2009 2:58 pm

    I think my preference would be for Kaka’s other half. Definitely the kind of girl you’d want to bring home to your mum!

  9. September 2, 2009 4:41 pm

    Lets face it…The Tweedy Cole kicks this lots ass

    • September 2, 2009 4:56 pm

      Aww Cheryl. My all time faves.
      Even butter face Alex Gerrard (there is no way her facial skin is 26 years old) would come in second on this list.

      I bet Serie A WAGs are all kinds of gorgeous.
      As much as I’m jealous of their dream stealing ways, I give credit to Stacey Giggs and Ana Vidic and the like for just being normal girls. Refreshing.

  10. September 4, 2009 3:34 am

    Having lived in Spain for some 8 years I am a bit surprised they published this as it’s a bit down-market for them but a couple of comments: Kaka´s lady is hard-core bible-basher and MUCH more beautiful IRL than that photo and Sylvie V D Vaart is simply an amazing woman. Gorgeous, intelligent and a fighter. My thoughts are with her at this tough time.

    Raúl’s wife’s photo is not one of her better ones and Helena Seger is as her photo shows a Prize One Bimbette.


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