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La Manga – That’s Spanish for ‘Footballers getting smashed and raping young women’

August 26, 2009

As I’m jetting off to La Manga on Friday on Footy Tour, I thought I’d do a tincy wincy piece on the place Footballers love to go and do naughty things.

Now, one thing I won’t be doing is what these lovely people did in March 2004. That’s Matthew Elliott, Keith Gillespie, Frank Sinclair, Paul Dickov, Richard Scowcroft, and Lilian Nalis for those of you who were wondering. They all appeared in court on allegations of rape, but got away with it. They’re Footballers so duh. They’re obviously gonna be found innocent.

Relaxing by the pool, playing Table Tennis, lying in the sun, having endless kickabouts, and drinking Sangria sounds like a much better idea to moi.

La Manga resort is notorious for it’s first-class Sports facilities. Leicester are one of dozens of teams who have visited the resort for pre-season training camps and friendlies in the last decade. Sheffield United were there at the start of this season, amongst other clubs.

Unfortunately it’s also notorious for Footballers getting smashed, and we all know when you do that, you end up with a jumper over your head. Bad times.

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. August 26, 2009 9:30 pm

    thats the same place where frank lampard and kieron dyer had that sex party no?

  2. August 26, 2009 11:53 pm

    la manga has amazing golf courses..thats my contribution

  3. August 27, 2009 3:15 am

    Men in groups + alcohol. Is it ever good?

    Have a good trip, George!

    • August 27, 2009 4:17 am

      Kieron Dyer can’t seem to ever be fit, but he’s got a sex tape with Frank Lampard?

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