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Fairies Across the Mersey? – The Threat of Liverpool in 2010

August 13, 2009

scouser

I am a brave soul. I can be honest when it comes to my emotions and admit to fear. And i smell something in the air.

Every season, almost without fail, i utter these immortal words: “This is Liverpool’s season.”

I say it without real thought, but every year i utter this ….out of fear.

Now this is probably because they are our sworn rivals from down the M62. Maybe it is because of the annually torturing they would put me through as a child in the 1980s. Maybe it is just because I’m scared of men in shell-suits and bubble perms. I don’t know. But this year i think my words may have some substance. NO…I FEAR they may have substance!

Liverpool’s record last year was admirable. Only losing a couple of games was excellent. The half truth that “if they had managed to keep Torres fit all season then they may have conquered all” still remains. But the real truth is they failed. Just as they have failed in the league, now for a whole generation worth of time.

However, the fear remains.

You can’t help but think that if The Spanish Waiter was only able to get out a few more plates, clear the tables a tad faster and maybe make the after-dinner coffees a bit quicker, that his Liver Birds themed restaurant would be scooping Michelin Stars. They are not far off it. But it is always that extra 5% that wins you the Premier League. If you do not have it…then you simply do not lift the silver pot with the gold crown.

We all know about the threat of Gerrard. And here, i certainly do not need to start up about the gorgeous looking lady that is Fernando T. They will both drive the Scouse Machine on this year, but hopefully will not do what they did last year to me…make me watch the most embarrassing 90 minutes of football i have ever seen in the flesh. (yes you all know what I’m on about) But as much as i have never thought United ever won trophies just because of Ronaldo and Tevez, I also think that Liverpool just simply do not have enough with just these two world class players pushing ALL of their team’s buttons…it defies logic.

I think they have taken steps to rectify this through the signing of Glen Johnson. He is without doubt the most improved English right-back in the last couple of seasons, and gives their team the drive and quality they need wide. Its a positive step in the right direction. There is also talk about bids for Silva and Villa..again both top notch in their positions. They too would give Liverpool that extra “5%” However, the reality is that with Alonso leaving, Liverpool’s not so secret weapon at times last year, it starts to negate this recruitment work. They simply lose far too much midfield quality in one giant swoop. If they manage to recycle quickly the Madrid millions, then who knows…but new players don’t always have an initial impact. Whatever. Losing the Spanish international will be destabilizing…not because he has left Liverpool behind…but because they simply do not have the current depth to NOT let his departure hurt them. This is good news.

I do think this year will be a close run thing. And maybe out of all of the big 4 we will be the one showing more teething problems than we would like. But my fear is not unfounded. I have total respect for Liverpool. Even if the sight of Jamie Carragher makes me want to violently puke! (Its an involuntary action) One day soon they are gonna be able to stick it to us..I believe in the law of averages.

Lets just hope Liverpool are average in 2010

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7 Comments leave one →
  1. August 13, 2009 3:38 pm

    HAHA. i’ll read this later once i get my breath back, that picture just killed me.

    • August 14, 2009 3:51 am

      its just reminded me one of harry enfield’s scousers sketches. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7VspOs3Qt0 brilliant.

      i have to agree with you, after last season’s close shave no cigar adventure this season will be another close one especially with both clubs on 18 titles each now.

  2. George permalink
    August 13, 2009 3:54 pm

    Love the picture!
    I agree with everything you say Rob, particularly about losing Alonso. It’s a real shame Aquilani’s out for 2 months ’cause I’ve got a feeling we’ll need him!

    In my opinion, it’s not Liverpool’s year. We’re still 2 or 3 big signings away from winning the League, and hopefully with money coming in from the Alonso deal and possibly Mascherano leaving Rafa will start to spend the big money.

  3. August 13, 2009 5:47 pm

    Give the boy Lucas a chance! He just might be a decent backup. There were lots of good vibes about him before he came to Liverpool. I’m sure he couldn’t be captain of Gremio at 20yrs of age if he was absolute shyte

    • August 13, 2009 6:12 pm

      Lucas doesnt do it for me im afraid. My best mate is a Scouse and he is convinced that Lucas is a mole trying to infiltrate and ultimately destroy the club. There is more evidence to support this theory than there is to suggest that he is an actual footballer. He stinks of Kleberson.

      Liverpool do need him to step up tho

  4. Nathan permalink
    August 14, 2009 9:13 am

    I hate these northern fairy bastards

  5. George permalink
    August 14, 2009 10:05 am

    How can you even mention Lucas and the word ‘decent’ in the same sentence? Disgraceful.

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