3 in 3 for Rocket Ronnie! But we’re not talking about goals

It started with a kick at White Hart Lane then another bit of cute retaliation when visiting Stoke but the most entertaining of the lot, in my opinion, was Cristiano Ronaldo’s little tussle with Emanuel Pogatez as the players were retreating to the dressing room for half time.

My, my what a difference winning a Ballon d’Or makes. Last season our timid winger absorbed tackles like a fresh sponge in a bucket albeit with ensuing dramatical ingenuity. Now that he’s cemented his place in Old Trafford’s Record books, it seems like he is just as keen to transform his image into that of an ‘Ard man’.

The man won't take shit from anyone

You can’t help but feel bemused and maybe perhaps every so slightly embarrassed every time he throws a fit.. childish comparisons aside and there are many because hes just so cute when he’s mad!, Cristiano needs to suck it up and keep his emotions in check before his newfound lack of patience starts to cost United.